Two of my favorite moments when I got my belly button pierced.

Scene One
Erik (the piercing guy): Do you want to pick out the specific jewelry?
Alisa: Sure.
Erik: How about Tinkerbell? Care Bears?
Alisa: Um, no. What do I look like?
He reaches in the piercing tackle box and pulls one out.
Erik: Mudflap girl?

Scene Two (Backroom of tattoo parlor where all the piercing takes place)
Erik: What are you having done?
Alisa: I want my belly button pierced.
Erik: Show me your navel.
Angie: Nipple? Did he say nipple?
Alisa: Yes, somehow that is medically relevant to piercing my belly.

PS I did not choose the mudflap girl. Or ACDC, although I was tempted. What I did choose is between me and those people close enough to get a look.