Belated congratulations to my brother Scott on the purchase of his first house. That's right ladies, he's not only single, smart, cute and considerate but he's a homeowner! Act now before you lose out on the chance to snatch him up.
Apparently he has been focused on decorating his new bathroom. Word on the street is that it has a tropical theme and that he matched the wall color with the palm trees on the towels. Not surprising since he's been garnishing food with radish roses and potato swans since we were kids.
He is the gayest heterosexual I know. But in a totally manly way of course, ahem.