I was talking to a neighbor tonight and she said is taking unemployed people an average of 5 months to find a job. Great that means I'll get my job offer as I am going into labor. Do you think they'll mind if I am six weeks late for my first day? Yeah, I thought so.

P.S. I just got my social security statement and I have worked almost every year since 1987. That was my sophmore year in high school and I earned $90. When I retire at 62 they are going to pay me $895 a month. Woohoo bring on the dancing girls! That is of course if you actually believe there will still be social security by then.