Psst... you looking for a house? Erika & Jay are out since I can't convince them to cross the border. How about buying the one next door to me? As long as you don't have teens with loud cars you're already a step up from the current ones. I actually cheered when I saw the sign go up last week. When did I get to be a crochety old lady?
It's a nice house with almost an acre, inground pool and cabana. Plus I am a fabulous neighborhood when given the chance. We can lean on the fence and chat. You over coffee, me over a soy smoothie. C'mon you know you wanna.