I love IM. It was made so I could bug Tom at work. It works so well with my biting sarcasm too.

Me: hi sparky
Him: hey
Him: what's going on
Me: nuthin
Me: just catching up on my reading
Him: i see
Me: what do want for supper?
Him: movie popcorn and milk duds
Me: funny
Him: no??
Me: no
Him: i see
Him: what are my options?
Me: mac & cheese
Me: pork loin
Me: turkey helper
Me: pasta
Him: mac & cheese
Me: figures
Me: you could eat that every day
Him: why does it figure
Me: cause its you
Him: true
Me: i accept that about you
Him: ok, that's good

Him: so what are we having?
Him: we can have turkey burgers too
Me: its raining
Me: can you handle the grill?
Him: you aren't going to melt
Me: me?
Him: yes
Me: what do you mean me?
Me: i think not buddy
Him: yes you, you are the one cooking the meal
Me: and why is that?
Him: so it can be ready for when I get home ;o)
Me: ha ha ha ha ha ha
Me: you slay me
Him: why is that?
Me: you are just so amusing Fred
Him: fred?
Me: Flintstone
Him: right......
Me: so my nemesis I will see you soon?
Him: will you have dinner ready to go?
Me: go where?
Me: i can think of a place I want to put it
Him: easy now
Him: I will be home in a little bit
Me: alrighty then
Him: ;o)
Me: bye love
Him: bye baby

He knows that I love it when he calls me baby. I'm such a sucker.