Brave soul that I am I left the house today for the first time in a week. Well unless you count my daily jaunts to the mailbox. I learned some stuff too.

1. People and traffic are way less annoying when you don't have to deal with them on a daily basis.

2. People will tell you lots of things while waiting for their Signature Oil Change. Things like they carry lots of cash and a nine millimeter too. I did not inquire as to this gentlemen's line of work. Eep.

3. I love seeing a package on my doorstep when I get home. I have been getting something each day due to my Ebay habit. Really I am only buying practical things. Like art and Austin Powers action figures. The latter is a treat for Tom. There is some weird phenomenon at his cubicle world. Everybody displays cool toys and then kidnaps them from eachother. Hey I didn't say it made sense. But what kind of wife would I be if I didn't help him be the coolest?