Today's Random Thoughts

1. Yet another reason I am glad I gave up drinking coffee. How much like a reality show is this story? Oh wait, they already did a small town Maine murder mystery show. My bad.

2. Tip if you are going to wear the birth control patch. Do not do so while wearing low riders with a crop top while reaching for the farthest pear on the pile. Why does she have to be in the produce section every time I am? Nevermind the lint sticking to the edges like an old band-aid.

3. Orgasmic is defined as: Real Fruit Sorbet, one scoop boysenberry and one scoop blueberry. I need a moment alone. Ah there...I'm done.

4. New Favorite TV Line: "Here's a couple of bucks. Go get a bikini wax. I like to have a clean workspace." -Will & Grace 5/1/03