So I stopped by the store to grab a few necessities. These two guys in front of me were buying a frozen pizza and a tiny box of condoms. I'm thinking whats the pizza for? Is that a tasty treat to lure her into bed, or perhaps a post-coital snacK? Then he pays with his debit card. The cashier has to guide him through the process step by step. I wanted to say, "Gee I hope you know how to use those condoms better than that debit machine." But I don't want to scare him off of practicing safe sex.
So everyone have a happy & safe New Year's Eve. And supermarket buddy where ever you are, Good Luck tonight!